When I get bored, I go walking. Luckily, that’s really easy to do at my home base (The Bat Cave.) There’s a lake, a creek, hiking trails, and a couple trees………sorry………The TV is distracting me right now. Ellen is on. I never really watch it, but they are going crazy dancing right now. Hmm….she’s crazy. I love her. Anyway….distraction….aside. As I was saying, nature and such. I’m a little sad though, because a lot of my favorite trees have been cut down. I found a tire with grass growing over it, a spoon (in the middle of the woods burried in the dirt with the grasping devive sticking out….Doulble-u Tee Eff.), some empty cigarette cartons, trash bags, candy wrappers, shoe prints, and even a tiny little bag with a serenge in it. I don’t know what’s going on, but people are crazy all around. I think the landscape around here is beautiful. I can’t wait until nature puts her clothes back on and shows us her amazing green dress littered with gawdy jewels of red, white, yellow, and every color imaginable (Dogwoods hold a special place in my heart. We have quite a few in our yard.) It’s sad that if you look closely you can see human trash dotting the landscape. We’re cutting down trees and replacing them with landfills. I think it’s hot. I’m horny right now thinking about it…….hold on a minute…………………………………………………………
